Posted by @supreeme
Today a disheveled homeless man who claimed to be hungry, went into Hama Sushi, snatched a purse and ran down the street. He was apprehended by people from inside the restaurant less than 25 yards away. While apprehended, the man said he did it because he was hungry and he was tired of being hungry. He then claimed he was happy to go to jail because he would at least be able to sleep and get some food. LAPD officers told the man that if he was ever in need, there were many options available to him for free in the City of Los Angeles. He could even call 911 from a pay phone rather than commit a strong arm robbery.
Yes, he did have an axe. Two of them. They were plastic, but they were huge and they sure looked real. Also, the call came out just after midnight. Also, not much employment around here for lumberjacks.