Last night residents slumber near the main lifeguard tower was interrupted when a white male transient decided to make his way on the roof of a beachfront home. The resident reported hearing footsteps on the roof to police, and airship was dispatched for a roofcheck and bingo, transient found.
As that was going down, a man tried to carjack a persons car after they parked on Washington. He tried to use bodily force to take the vehicle but failed. He was arrested shortly afterwards.
Not long after, a man was robbed of $150 in cash on Ironside & Speedway on the Peninsula by four male blacks in a blue car who said they had a gun, and five minutes later four male blacks in a white car stole a backpack with the victims ID, an iPod and an iPhone at South Venice & Speedway. Each victim was sure of the color of the cars, meaning two separate groups of four teenage male blacks came to Venice to rob people on the street. The last victim said they fled down Speedway going the wrong way. An airship was requested to nail the bad guys but the fog was too thick and they couldn’t cross Lincoln. By the time I went back to sleep, nobody was in custody.
There were still calls of gunshots which turned out to be fireworks. Hooray for America. Here’s the audio recap -
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