Hi. I’m a really cool bike, except the person who has me right now is a total thieving jerk. If you see him, rescue me please…
Ok, there is low – which we in Venice are used to. Then there is REALLY low… like the 4 male Hispanics who broke into Zelda’s and stole the 4 employee’s bikes that they use to GET TO WORK on – WHILE THEY WERE WORKING. So… if you see these bikes please call the cops, take a photo of the scumbag that has them… while we all pray in the meantime that four bowling ball-sized meteors fall from the sky and just hit the four jerks who took them- leaving the bikes unharmed.
Jerks.
Hi. I’m a bike that some jerk stole and I miss my owner. Help find me.
